Think that guy from the product launch formula thingy with the weird shaped head writes good salesletters?
If this couldn’t get me to trade in my 2002 purple Huffy Island Cruiser for a car…..I don’t know what could.
(for what it’s worth, I once knocked a polar bear unconcious too. Trust me, they don’t stay down for long...and if you aren’t quick on your feet like me, it ends badly. RIP Susie. You are not forgotten)