If you said “Bed English” you’d be right.

No one wants to get email messages from someone who’s English is Bed.

In some ways, Bed English is the biggest blight on your blog, your brand, and your business that there is.

And to be honest with you, while I’ve never been one to be good with constructive critisizm (which I clearly can’t even spell, let alone hear) – I have a ZERO tolerance for bed english in my own inbox, so I look at unsubscribes like this one as an opportunity to grow and get better – and to take my own game up a notch or two.

Whatever happened to the band, Bed English anyway?

Weren’t they sort of like one of those new wave invasion bands in the mid 80’s, sort like a Flock of Seagulls with better haircuts?

Probably all working at BAD, Bath and Beyond these days.

Lots of Rockstars move on to retail after the ride is up.

Which in the context of my last two weeks of work, doesn’t sound like such a bad option after all.

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I am an author, artist and entrepreneur. My 2 passions are writing about, and teaching Marketing and Meditation. I like to think I'm a lot like Eckhart Tolle, if only he was taller, and a much better tennis player. (it turns out in person, he's super short, has a terrible backhand and wears this weird scottish hat thingy that makes it really difficult to concentrate while serving) Plus he refuses to keep score and says " it's always NOW" when you ask who is up. Enough about me. We barely know each other. Stop staring. You're making me nervous.