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COPYWRITING

Hemingway, Hyperbole and the Economy of Eloquence

by ian on February 12, 2008

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hemingway.jpg In the past 5 days, I have spent no less than 20 hours answering emails, chatting on the phone with prospective clients and simply doing my best to provide a meager measure of motivation to lots of upstart enterpreneurs trying to bust a big buck move in the online marketing space.  And beneath the bravado that most people wear like a cape of confidence ( an unfortunate byproduct of the "Get Rich by Tuesday" promise of the goofy guru set) is a persistent insecurity that keeps rearing it's ugly, insidious head in each conversation.

" But…I can't write"…..

" I'm not a copywriter".

" I LIKE TO USE BIG LETTERS WHEN I TYPE"

" I'm a good verbal communicator..But I just can't put the words down on paper ( or screen) well enough to sell my stuff"

The underlying uncomforatable reality is this:  Most people simply can't write well enough to move, motivate and massage their target audience to take the intended action on their offer. [click to continue…]

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How to Write an Absolutely Killer Press Release in No Time Flat

by ian on February 7, 2008

vietnam.jpgHow to Write an Absolutely Killer Press Release in No Time Flat:  Che Feemster Spills the Beans!

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If you've been reading my work for any length of time, I'm hoping that at the very least, the one consistent imprint that I've left on your marketing mindset is to attack new markets aggressively, be creative, confrontational, controversial and simply compel, cajole, coerce and canoodle as many people as possible into reading your message.

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How To Write Better Online Copy:

by ian on January 15, 2008

Copywriting-orange.gif I wrote this article earlier today for one of the online article directories…and while I dont usually do this ( post these sorts of articles on my blog) I re-read this a few times and decided I liked it enough and might be useful to enough of you that it was worth sharing here.  I do get a lot of questions about copywriting courses, recommendations, etc - and I really recommend nothing other than striving for continous self improvement.   While I've never been much of a joiner (probably to my own detriment) and am trying to play well with others these days - I will tell you this.  Most of the copywriting courses, ebooks and other stuff that is being sold around the willowly web is absolute shit.  There are a couple things that I have seen hyped in the last week or so as the next big "must have" course, or video, etc - and the truth is you will be FAR better off ignoring it all and simply staying focused on your own learning process then being distracted by the hype.  If you really want to swim in the slimy sea of the VERY best direct response copywriters in the world - and want to save yourself $97 - $497 - $997 - or whatever the pompous price points many of these pointless putzes are charging for their stuff - go out and buy a NATIONAL ENQUIRER and read the whole thing top to bottom, cover to cover - week in and week out.  The folks who write - and sponsors who shell out the big bucks for this copy is a much angrier animal than the relative ce la vie world of low cost internet marketing mania.  For an 8 buck domain and a few days of time - I can fail plenty without too much worry online.  But if you are shitting out 50 large for a full page ad - well, lets just say your margin of error just shrunk a wee bit in case you put up a major league whiff. 

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Confessions of A Confused Copywriter: Who is Terry T?

by ian on December 20, 2007

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Here is a really good example, of a REALLY bad resource box.  What makes this particularly scary, is - well, this guy is giving advice to how small entrepreneurs can stop thinking SMALL business's and start playing with the big boys.  Now - I'm not sure about you, but the VERY first lesson they teach you in the hard knocks world of direct response copywriting is….."what's in it for me".  Or - said differently, features tell, benefits sell.  This particular wayward soul took about 620 pixels and 36 seconds out of my precious day to give me his life story.  [click to continue…]

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Magnetic Marketing Magic: The Poetry of a Powerful Pull

by ian on November 15, 2007

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I have a man crush on Dan Kennedy.  He is not a handsome man, but his marketing mind is drop dead georgeous.  If you havent' checked out his stuff, and unfortunately for many online entrepreneurs he is a name of no repute or recognition, his best work was ( in my opinion anyway) mostly done offline and maybe due to decreasing interest on his part, a bit behind him as well.    The direct mail principles that he teaches are not his by orgin, but he has certainly perfected them as his own, and you wont' find a great online copywriter or marketer alive today that won't list him in some way as a direct, if not major influence. [click to continue…]

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