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Are You Smarter Than a Dumb Ass?

NO……………………… These are NOT Halloween Masks, folks…….. These are DISGUISES.  As in – this is a STICK UP and you can’t recognize me because I’m in "DISGUISE"..:-)  Are you kidding me?  Please tell me these guys weren’t serious.  (they were)  I can’t believe how smart I feel right now.  I ALWAYS use a hockey mask.  (and I never wear my own number, either)

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4 Comments to "Are You Smarter Than a Dumb Ass?

  • Glenn Livingston On 01/11/2009 @ 07:43 AM

    When I worked in a day care center, there was this five year old girl who periodically would put her hands over her face and swear to me I couldn’t see her because she was “hiding”.

    She was totally convinced. I guess some people never grow out of it :-)

  • ian On 01/11/2009 @ 11:15 AM

    Glenn – I’m pretty sure the hand over the face hiding trick DOES in fact work for becoming invisible. (It’s all quantum physics)
    The black magic marker on the face trick, while comitting a felony, will get you 10-20 though. (plus they tack on 5 for stupidity, BUT they subtract 3 for the belly laughs)

    And it’s sort of racist. I’m thinking a more politically correct marker mask would be a nice shade of blue. (maybe with some pastel highlights)

  • Delcie Dothard On 16/3/2010 @ 10:38 AM

    I happened to find your site on bing while looking for bowling trick shots and tips. I found your site to be very informational, even though it wasn’t exactly what I was looking for. Keep up the great work on the site and I’ll look forward to reading a lot more!

  • ian On 19/4/2010 @ 11:35 AM

    Thank you, Dorothy! While there is absolutely nothing on this blog about bowling tricks – I’m a sucker for some good sports spam once in a while so I decided to let your comment in anyway.

    Of course you are most likely a spambot – but I’m a closet bowling afficiondado myself. (although I’m not really good – I think my high score was a 120 or something in 8th grade) – but I’ve always loved the ambiance of the alley – the shoes – the snack bar – the whole enchilada. (no pun intended)

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