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Are You Smarter Than a Dumb Ass?

Oct 29, 2009 at 9:00 pm in asides by ian · 4 Comments »

NO……………………… These are NOT Halloween Masks, folks…….. These are DISGUISES. As in – this is a STICK UP and you can’t recognize me because I’m in "DISGUISE"..:-) Are you kidding me? Please tell me these guys weren’t serious. (they were) I can’t believe how smart I feel right now. I ALWAYS use a hockey mask. (and I never wear my own number, either)

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The Angry Insomniac

Oct 28, 2009 at 12:56 am in KARMA by ian · 2 Comments »

Dear Us-Articles.Com;

Hi there -

Do me a huge favor?

Could you please remove my email address from this fucking spam machine you call an email sequence?

I’d really appreciate it. And – I’ve asked before. I’d actually love to use a LEGAL and compliant remove request link, but it appears that while your emails are rich in affiliate links – they never seem to have a working unsubscribe link.

Thanks very much, go Phils, and may your inbox be fruitful, and multiply.

Ian

PS (You [read more →]

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The Art of Being Outrageous (What Online Dating Taught Me About Writing Copy That Converts)

Oct 26, 2009 at 10:22 am in COACHING by ian · Comments Off

Want to write better copy?

Build a better blog?

Or maybe just find a way to get out of the house on Saturday nights like me?

Learn to be outrageous.

Interesting. Unique. Eccentric. Wierd.

Strange, silly or sensational.

Take a peek here for some GREAT ideas for turning your passion into profit……and your prose into passion..:-)

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How to Double, Triple or Quadruple Your Resource Box Conversions Almost Overnight (Simple Tips That Will Work For Anyone)

Oct 1, 2009 at 10:45 pm in KARMA by ian · 23 Comments »

I sign up for lists RELIGIOUSLY. I spend lots of nights looking at stuff being sold or pushed by people who do the same sort of stuff as me……and it always amazes me at the mindless, mediocre mental midgetry that’s out there – masquerading as "marketing magic". (I’m a big fan of M’s)

It’s STUNNING the amount of stuff out there that’s being "sold" for big bucks that really should be simply given away for free, in my humble [read more →]