I Make Ugly Websites: An Ode to Audioslave
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And even when you've paid enough, been pulled apart or been held up
With every single memory of the good or bad faces of luck
don't lose any sleep tonight
I'm sure everything will end up alright
You may win or lose
But to be yourself is all that you can do
To be yourself is all that you can do
I had an epiphany last night while rocking out to Audioslave during my 90 minute martial arts training session in the gym. ( translation: while in my spare upstairs bedroom on disk two of the Billy Blanks Tae Bo Boot Camp).
In a world where you can be anything - be yourself.
And honest with yourself. And with everybody else. But don't ever sell yourself short. And by deviating from what you truely believe about yourself, and what you can accomplish for yourself, or for others, is the first step on that slipperly slope of selling out. And selling short.
So the truth is - I do make ugly websites. Lots of of them. And quickly. And well. And I decided, rather then to advertise something that I'm not - well, I minus well start selling what I am. And let the chips - ( or clicks in this case ) fall where they may.
I Make Ugly Websites
I make really ugly websites. Smarmy, cheesy, blocky, fugly sites that just suck up web traffic like there is no tommorow. I write landing pages that convert like crazy, PPC ads and campaigns that double and triple ROI - I know grey hat SEO techniques that will leave your competition in the dust, create link bait that will leave them green with envy, I am an Article Marketing Master, teach simple video blogging tricks that make money so easily they should be illegal ( but don't worry, they're not..:-), use Social Bookmarking and Networking sites like Digg, Delicious and Netscape to get my clients sites indexed overnight and with traffic often within hours of setting my grubby little fingers free on the keyboard. I am a mercenary for your business. An evangelist for your site, and your service. My brain percolates direct marketing ideas 20 hours a day only resting for 3 hours of deep formless sleep and one hour of Vipassana meditation so that I may afford myself the appropriate level of concentration, wisdom and insight to serve your needs. And if I had another hour in the day - I would spend it basking comfortably in the reflective glow of my own creative genius.
And yet - I make ugly sites. If you want pretty pages - hire an artist - they have cool tatoos and often times play the guitar. If you want to make more money - I am only a phone call - or email away.
I live breathe eat and sleep marketing magic - and for the next 30 days will be taking a select few clients in the Philadphia area. If you want to be one of them, email me for a free consultation. I have boundless energy, but only limited time - so dont' delay, fire away..:-) If you have questions, I have answers. Free Consultation by phone or email until spots fill up!